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Unfocused Essays from My Basement

Hard to Love

The day after Christmas, we piled the dog, the kid, and many of our earthly treasures into my 12-year-old Subaru and headed up to Matt’s parents’ house to celebrate the holiday with his family. It was a tight fit. Getting out of the house was, as always, fraught with anxiety for me. We were staying …

Toxic Smoke Meltdown

Some days, being an adult is near impossible. Yesterday was one of those days. I am naturally more introverted than extroverted, which means that in order to replenish my energy I need to be away from crowds, people, noise. Truthfully, I need to be at home. I can recharge away from home (in a hotel room while …

Quilts of Judgment

It’s entirely possible that I spoke way too soon about how I used to leave carts in stores, but now I don’t anymore because I’m a big girl and I’m good at life and all that. It’s entirely possible that I jinxed myself in saying that. It’s entirely possible that just a few days later, …